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Birthday Card, Funny, Snarky, "Don't Break a Hip" (CBD-E026)

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FRONT:
Happy Birthday!

INSIDE:
I hope you don’t
break a hip this year.

(Our super-secret off-Etsy store URL appears unobtrusively on the back of each card.)

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MORE INFORMATION
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1 Card‎‎‎‎ ······ 4.25" x 5.5" (11 cm x 14 cm), textured for art canvas look (see last photo)
1 Envelope ······ A2, 4.375" x 5.625" (11 cm x 15 cm), heavy, color varies
Packaging ······ Won't bend or get wet. Safe in cellophane and a rigid beige mailer.

FAST Shipping
······ Sent within 3 business days to Etsy address. Confirmation in receipt notes.
······ Priority (3-Day): US = $5, Can. (10-Day) = $12, Other (10-Day) = $14.
······ Convo or email rush [!at] shopflytrap.com. Overnight also available.
······ Shipping Policies: http://www.etsy.com/shop/NeatThings/policy

Awesome Bulk Discounts
······ Choose Any 10 Greeting Cards, $3.50 each. See http://www.etsy.com/listing/78660918

Returns? ······ Yes. If contacted first. See http://www.etsy.com/shop/NeatThings/policy
Sold Out? ······ We relist. Or try off-Etsy website, which Etsy won't let us link to.
Questions? ······ etsy [!at] shopflytrap.com
Wholesale? ······ Yes. Email etsy [!at] shopflytrap.com for program information.

Contact Us ······ Email: hello [!at] shopflytrap.com; Phone: (855) SHOP FLY.

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Tons of Funny Adult Products at http://neatthings.etsy.com
Greeting Cards‪ ● Mini Notes ‪● Coupons ‪● Sticky Note Pads
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Frequently asked questions about FlytrapOnE

Yes. Within 60 days of item receipt, you can return like-new products for a full refund. Contact Flytrap to start process. Blind returns not accepted.
USA
· · · Standard Shipping: 4-10 business days
· · · USPS Priority Shipping: 3-4 business days
· · · USPS Express Shipping: 2-3 business days

International
· · · Standard / First Class Shipping: 2-4 weeks
· · · USPS Priority Shipping: 1-2 weeks
· · · USPS Express Shipping: 0-1 week
Only on orders over $300. Add personal message, change copy, or get custom design. See PRINTABLES at http://printables.shopflytrap.com for cheap alternatives and self-customization options.
Yes. Spend-based coupons are listed in each product description.
Maybe. If your order receipt says "Not Shipped", contact Flytrap to cancel.
Profitable, Reliable, and Unconventional. You'll work with an 8+ year wholesale veteran to get over 50% off MSRP. Enjoy low minimums, speedy delivery, and easy returns. Order now at http://wholesale.shopflytrap.com
Yes, but the discounts aren’t as generous. Contact me for more info.
Maybe. I'm happy to send samples to the right blogger with the right credentials. I'm also open to giveaways, etc. Please contact me for info.

Birthday Card, Funny, Snarky, "Don't Break a Hip" (CBD-E026)

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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: paper, ink
  • Ships worldwide from United States
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