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Birthday Card, Funny, Snarky, "Don't Break a Hip" (CBD-E026)

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FRONT:
Happy Birthday!

INSIDE:
I hope you don’t
break a hip this year.

(Our super-secret off-Etsy store URL appears unobtrusively on the back of each card.)

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MORE INFORMATION
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1 Card‎‎‎‎ ······ 4.25" x 5.5" (11 cm x 14 cm), textured for art canvas look (see last photo)
1 Envelope ······ A2, 4.375" x 5.625" (11 cm x 15 cm), heavy, color varies
Packaging ······ Won't bend or get wet. Safe in cellophane and a rigid beige mailer.

FAST Shipping
······ Sent within 3 business days to Etsy address. Confirmation in receipt notes.
······ Priority (3-Day): US = $5, Can. (10-Day) = $12, Other (10-Day) = $14.
······ Convo or email rush [!at] shopflytrap.com. Overnight also available.
······ Shipping Policies: http://www.etsy.com/shop/NeatThings/policy

Awesome Bulk Discounts
······ Choose Any 10 Greeting Cards, $3.50 each. See http://www.etsy.com/listing/78660918

Returns? ······ Yes. If contacted first. See http://www.etsy.com/shop/NeatThings/policy
Sold Out? ······ We relist. Or try off-Etsy website, which Etsy won't let us link to.
Questions? ······ etsy [!at] shopflytrap.com
Wholesale? ······ Yes. Email etsy [!at] shopflytrap.com for program information.

Contact Us ······ Email: hello [!at] shopflytrap.com; Phone: (855) SHOP FLY.

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Tons of Funny Adult Products at http://neatthings.etsy.com
Greeting Cards‪ ● Mini Notes ‪● Coupons ‪● Sticky Note Pads
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Birthday Card, Funny, Snarky, "Don't Break a Hip" (CBD-E026)

Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: paper, ink
  • Feedback: 4930 reviews
  • Ships worldwide from Colorado, United States
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