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Funny Birthday Card. Snarky. Sarcastic, For Woman, Her, Friend. Humor. 20s. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. "Stop Dressing Like A Slut" (CBD-E027)

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Funny, snarky birthday card for any sarcastic woman friend between 25 and 29, especially if she dresses like a bit of a slut. Give it to someone in her 20s with a sense of humor who's turning 25, 26, 27, 28, or 29.

OUT: Happy Birthday! You're almost out of your twenties!
IN: And in light of that, I really think it's high time you stop dressing like a slut.

*** Flytrap CLEARANCE priced to sell wicked fast. Quantities are limited. ***

Single Card‎‎‎‎ ······ 4.25" x 5.5" (11 cm x 14 cm)
Single Envelope ······ Fitted, Recycled, Beige
Dry, Bend-Free Packaging ······ In cellophane and rigid mailer. See last photo.

10 CLEARANCE Cards for $12 ······ https://www.etsy.com/listing/160976046

Fast Shipping ······ Sent within 3 business days. See "Shipping & Policies".
······ 4-Day or 2-Day Expedited Shipping Available (see link below)
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Easy Returns ······ Always available. Please see "Shipping & Policies".
Generous Wholesale ······ Convo or email hello [!at] shopflytrap.com.
Customization ······ $50 minimum. Please see "Shipping & Policies".

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Yes. Within 60 days of item receipt, you can return like-new products for a full refund. Contact Flytrap to start process. Blind returns not accepted.
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· · · Standard Shipping: 10-17 business days
· · · USPS Priority Shipping: 10-14 business days
· · · USPS Express Shipping: 2-3 business days

· · · Standard / First Class Shipping: 2-4 weeks
· · · USPS Priority Shipping: 1-2 weeks
· · · USPS Express Shipping: 0-1 week
Only on orders over $300. Add personal message, change copy, or get custom design. See PRINTABLES at http://printables.shopflytrap.com for cheap alternatives and self-customization options.
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Yes, but the discounts aren’t as generous. Contact me for more info.
Maybe. I'm happy to send samples to the right blogger with the right credentials. I'm also open to giveaways, etc. Please contact me for info.

Funny Birthday Card. Snarky. Sarcastic, For Woman, Her, Friend. Humor. 20s. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. "Stop Dressing Like A Slut" (CBD-E027)


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