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This necklace can actually be worn as a moustache, in case such a need arises. If you want to buy something epic that people will practically be stealing from around your neck, then buy this. It adds insta-sexappeal. Rawr.

Places to wear your Emergency Moustache Necklace:

1) Bars or clubs
2) Weddings
3) Bar/Bat Mitzvahs
4) Birthdays and Barbeques
5) Prisons

The body is 4" long, made out of solid oak, and attached to a 27" silver bead chain.


These moustaches come in just black, but other color options are available upon request.

For pictures of ladies with sexy 'staches, check out my blog's Action Shots!


Emergency Moustache Necklace

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