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Handmade funny coffee mug tea cup cozy in red, white and green with green "Merry fucking Christmas".

I mean no disrespect to the big JC and his birthday. But for many of us Christmas is brutal. The family. The obligations. The consumerism. The money and bloated bellies. Yeah, we're probably spoiled. Feed the world... let them know it's Christmastime. You know, funny story about that song. I'm pretty sure they were raising cash for Africa where most of them aren't Christian anyway. But I digress.

Merry fucking Christmas to you and yours. I wish you much drunkeness and only one, okay two fistfights with relatives or friends. It wouldn't be Christmas without them.

I would love to customize this item for you in any way. Want a Happy fucking Hanukkah mug? I can do that! This cozy would look great in blue. I can also personalize the embroidery. Whatever you want is my command. A bottle or travel cup design is only $2.00 more. I'm not Santa, but I do try. Just send me a message and we can create your own design for the most horrible time of the year.

Note, cozy will be made to order so please expect some variation. I'm not a fucking elf.
Smith (pronounced Diane)

Christmas Coffee Mug Cozy Tea Cup Merry red white green crochet handmade mature cover


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