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Halloween Sign Wall Decoration If You Are Reading This Spooky Creeping Up Funny Painted Wood Primitive Halloween Decor

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If You Are Reading This Then You Are Blissfully Unaware
Of What is Creeping Up Behind You

This handcrafted, Halloween sign on a painted black worn primitive finish with white lettering. Measures 8x14 inches. A great spooky sentiment. Watch out for what's creeping up behind you.

Signs are made of 1/2 inch mdf, a wood building material which won't warp or crack. The material is smooth, without knots and makes for a much nicer finished sign.

Each sign is cut to shape and painted with acrylic paint and sanded. The design is then added, each individually and each is a little different. A final top coat of a catalyzed varnish is applied and the sign is ready to go. Key-hole slots are cut in the back for hanging on a nail or screw. The sign slides onto the nail or screw and fits flat against the wall.


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I gladly accept returns and cancellations
Contact me within: 7 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 14 days of delivery
Request a cancellation within: 24 hours of purchase
I don't accept exchanges
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
Returns and exchange details
Returns..... I do accept returns. Buyer will be refunded the purchase price less shipping charges. Buyer is responsible for return shipping. Item must be returned within 14 days in its original condition. No return will be accepted without prior agreement. However, there are no returns on custom and personalized items.

Shipping policies

Shipping..... Items will be shipped First Class or Priority Mail. As signs are made fresh for your order, please allow 1-2 weeks for purchase to be made before being shipped. Business Days are weekdays Mondays - Fridays, not Weekends or Holidays.

Every item is shipped with Delivery Confirmation and once the package is scanned and the Post Office accepts the package, seller is not responsible for the time it takes for the package to be delivered.
If the package is marked as delivered and you don't have the package, you need to check to see if someone else in the home may have brought it in. Check with neighbors to see if it was left with them. If the package isn't located, then check with your mailman and the Post Office. When a package is scanned as delivered, the Post Office has gps coordinates to pinpoint where that package was left.
If the package was delivered to the ship to address and can't be located, follow through with the Post Office to file a theft report.

Halloween Sign Wall Decoration If You Are Reading This Spooky Creeping Up Funny Painted Wood Primitive Halloween Decor

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  • Materials: wood, paint, varnish, vinyl
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From Baltimore, Maryland
Returns accepted
Exceptions may apply. See return policy

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