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Sexy Ladies Apron- burgundy with funny saying

Fair warning - this product description was written by the male half of Yellow Bug Boutique.

As a survivor of a recent spousal hormonal adjustment event, I find myself uniquely qualified to comment on this listing. As implied by the phrase on this apron, I am prepared to testify under oath that:

1. Mrs. Bug is hot.

2. Mrs. Bug is hot in many different ways.

3. Recently, Mrs. Bug has become hot in a new way (without going into a lot of details, let's just say that her new nickname is "Furnace-butt.")

4. When Mrs. Bug becomes hot in this new way, it is best to be somewhere else, such as a different time zone.

5. Yet Mrs. Bug remains hot in other ways which are none of your business, if you know what I mean and I think you do.

6. At certain times, this apron could be classified under the Etsy category of Lingerie.

Love ya, Honey!

<inserted by Mrs. Bug>
You are SOOOOO dead!

Burgundy Cotton/ Poly blend for machine wash-cool and tumble dry

26" Long, 27" Wide with two - 36" ties in back

Adjustable neck strap since we ladies know that one size does NOT fit all!

Includes two 7" x 7" big pockets on the front
Randy and Cindy Green

Ladies Full Apron with adjustable neck strap and pockets

$25.00 USD
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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: cotton poly blend fabric, embroidery thread
  • Ships worldwide from United States
  • Feedback: 1689 reviews
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