Whoa! You can't favorite your own shop.

Whoa! You can't buy your own item.

Whoa! You can't favorite your own item.

Whoa! You can't add your own item to a list.

Add this item to a treasury!

You don't have any treasuries yet. Enter a title below to create one.

This item has been added.

View your treasury.
Reserved BRAIN PARADE - 4 brain soaps - weird therapist gift

Sorry, this item sold. Have NewLeafSoap make something just for you, or try these other items:

Like this item?

Add it to your favorites to revisit it later.
Request a custom order and have something made just for you.
Brain soap RESERVED for Sue! Thanks so much for your order :)

You're smart. You know that 2 are generally better than 1. Or at least that 2 are more than 1. You further know that 5 are WAY more than one. And even if you were poorly educated in math, we're talking about discount brains here, so you can't really lose. Just think: you can give a thoughtful, useful, and appropriate gift to all 5 of your therapists! (You save $3.25)

You will receive a set of 5 matching minds in ONE lovely color of your choice (in other words, all 5 are the same). Don't like pink? Try a shimmery greyish-purple. Or make a suggestion. I am highly suggestible. No matter what you choose, they will smell so good, you won't be able to stop sniffing brain.

Here are some suggestions (all of which come with matching labels, because I think it's important to be funny):

Dirty Mind (pink with a bit of smut mixed in)
Filthy Mind (chocolate brown)
Gutter Mind (disgusting dirty grey, maybe a bit of green)
Grey Matter (shimmery greyish-purple)
Healthy Specimen (pink!)
Dark Thoughts (shimmery black)
Brain Wash (any color you like, pretty much)
Hemorrhage (ew ew ew... but let's make it clear with blood inside)
Corpus Callosum (a nice, healthy flesh color)
Meditative Mind (a serene, clear green)
Scatterbrain (clear, with speckles!)
Deep Thought (indigo)

My soaps begin with an all-natural base containing no detergents/foaming agents, alcohol, or other creepy stuff. See the "materials" section below for complete ingredients.

Your brains will arrive packaged beautifully with a 100% recycled paper label.

*Please note: my soaps are individually hand-crafted, making each unique. Yours will be similar to the one pictured, but no 2 are alike!*

Reserved BRAIN PARADE - 4 brain soaps - weird therapist gift


  • Handmade item
  • Materials: saponified oils of coconut, palm, castor seed, and safflower, vegetable glycerin, purified water, sorbitol from berries, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, fragrance oils, colorant
  • Made to order
  • Only ships to Australia from United States.
  • Feedback: 892 reviews
  • Favorited by: 13 people