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Handmade funny coffee cozy in tan acrylic with black handlebar mustache.

I made this cozy. Why? Well you just can't have enough frigging mustaches in this world. Or so the trendsetters tell me.

No but I always say my coffee is strong enough to put hair on your chest. So why not a cool handlebar mustache as well? No Italian grandmother jokes please. I had one. Or two. And grandfathers who were Italian. Nobody ever makes jokes about their mustaches though. If they did that might be quite clever.

Why do Italian men have mustaches?
Why? (that's your line)
To look like their Dads!

See, if someone could come up with a better joke for Italian men with mustaches I'd really respect them.

If you would like to customize this cozy in any way I would be happy to do so. I can change the colors, the embroidery- whatever you want I can do (except make the mustache out of real hair as that's gross). I can even make it a bottle or travel mug cozy for only $2.00 more. Just send me a message so we can create your own unique design.

Note, cozy will be made to order so please expect some slight variation.

Please visit the rest of my shop to see more freaking awesome stuff:

Funny coffee cozy mug tea cup black handlebar mustache crochet handmade tan nougat cozy cover


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