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Designs are 1.25" in diameter and all artwork is produced high res on a color laser printer.

Text reads:
"Orgasms are nature's way of saying, 'Life sucks. Have some candy.'"

To the best of our knowledge, our phrases/artwork are original and did not exist prior to the release of our design. If you have any comments, questions, or concerns, please don't hesitate to write us.

This design first listed June 21, 2010.
All art and content © The Calamity Collective

orgasms are nature's way of saying "life sucks. have some candy" - 1.25" pinback button badge - refrigerator fridge magnet - sex sexy time

$1.50 USD
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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: pin, button, pinback button, badge, fridge magnet
  • Ships worldwide from Michigan, United States
  • Feedback: 41669 reviews
  • Favorited by: 434 people

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