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This listing is for 1 of my 2 hottest sauces. It is as hot as a sauce can be naturally- anything hotter will have extract in it. It is all natural and has the full impact of the peppers. The Trinidad Scorpion peppers rate 1.4 million- the current hottest pepper in the world.
This sauce is for true pepper heads only and should not be bought as a novelty. While I will admit it's always funny to watch people taste something hot, the heat level on this can cause damage to those who are not used to eating hot hot peppers.

I think the name kind of says it all. This gourmet sauce is the result of a summer's long endeavor to create a sauce not just hot enough for the strongest pepper head but also delicious enough to actually use. We begin with an oregano-infused balsamic vinegar that was aged for 20 years as the base. Then we add vine-ripe tomatoes and smoked sea salts. The heat is designed to hit you in the front thanks to some Thai hots, and then get you in the back with the undeniable Trinidad Scorpion. This sauce gives new meaning to the phrase "hurt so good".

Do not drink the sauce straight. Do not feed it to young children or animals. If you get it on your skin, rinse immediately with rubbing alcohol or bleach to deactivate the capsaicin. No, I'm not kidding- this sauce will literally burn the skin for a solid day if not properly washed.

When cooking, add one drop at a time. Too much will ruin your food, but the right amount will make it exquisite. Shake well before using. 10/10 on a heat scale.

Please note, due to the heat level of this sauce, I am obliged by my insurance to enact a waiver of liability: Purchase of this sauce signifies a binding legal agreement that you fully understand that this sauce is wicked hot and have been informed of the risks of use; you further agree to inform any third party you give this sauce to of the risks involved. Should injury arise, you hold harmless Sadistic Mistress Sauces LLC and her affiliates.
(My personal opinion is that it's not really hot enough to make this much of a fuss over especially if you are used to hot sauces, but if I don't include the waiver no doubt some yokel will try to sue me because he drank a bottle on a dare and had to have his stomach pumped.)

Devil in the Details:
While there are no artificial ingredients or additives whatsoever, all sauces are shelf stable, but I suggest keeping them in the fridge to protect the flavor. The sauces are not only vegan* but gluten and peanut free (though I cannot guarantee that the kitchen does not contain traces of these allergens). The ingredient list is posted in the materials section. If you have any more specific questions, please feel free to convo me.
*“The Safe Word Is” contains Worcestershire sauce which has anchovies in it.

All hot sauces are made from organic farm fresh peppers in a sanitary environment. These aren’t something I just cooked up in my kitchen one day for my friends. Well, they are, but then I had to pay the state of KY much money to send a food inspector out to certify the kitchen I cook in (a commercial space provided by the university), myself (certified food service manager), and my process (tedious pepper pulping, constant fumigation, hot-fill bottling, and bleach cleaning). Rest assured that each bottle has been painstakingly prepared with the utmost care and concern towards quality and safety.

I never upcharge on shipping. You pay what I pay. If I can find a cheaper way to ship, I will let you know and refund the difference where applicable. At this time, shipping costs between $5.15-$6.50 for the first bottle and goes up by $2 for each additional bottle. If you want to order 4 or more, however, I can ship at a flat rate of $11.35. So, it is really better to order more. Christmas Eve delivery is guaranteed if you order and pay by December 19. International orders are welcome. Please ask me for a shipping quote.

5oz bottle hot sauce "Painslut" with Trinidad Scorpion and Thai peppers Sadistic Mistress Sauces


  • Handmade item
  • Materials: trinidad scorpion pepper, oregano infused balsamic, sea salts, tomatoes
  • Only ships within United States.
  • Feedback: 138 reviews
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