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Book stocking stuffer gag gift -- Collected Works of Literary Lites. Boxed set of farty fun. Hilarious set of mini book matches. 9 fun boxes

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Nine novelty funny gift matchboxes nestled in a sleek black gift box ready to slip into a librarian's stocking or anybody else who's a book nerd. You pick 3 sets from the Literary Lites collection.

If you'd like all six sets, try the Complete Works box here: https://www.etsy.com/listing/212586428/stocking-stuffer-gag-gift-for-book-lover

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PICK THREE SETS PLEASE. Failure to let me know which three sets will delay shipment.

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Comes as a set of 9 matchboxes in a black presentation box. When you check out let me know which three colour sets you'd like. The sets to choose from are: Orange, light blue, green, purple, yellow, blue. I can't break up the sets, sorry. If you don't let me know your selection I will send 3 sets at random. Elastic tie colour may vary. Box size: 6x8 inches

For quick reference:

Orange set: Great Expellations, Fart of Darkness, The Prince and the Pooper

Light blue set: Van Winkle Ripped, The Great Gasby, The Ill Wind in the Willows

Green set: Atlas Sharted, Jane Air, The Outhouse at Pooh Corner

Purple set: One Flew out of the Cuckoo's Bum, Animal Fart, Watershit Down

Yellow set: Howard's Rear End, A Back Passage to India, A Rest Room with a View

Blue set: Fifty Shades of Brown, Lord of the Farts, A Game on the Throne

PICK THREE COLOUR SETS FROM THE LIST ABOVE.

Why do I keep repeating myself? Because 90% of you don't pick three sets and I have to chase you to find out. That makes your parcel get delayed, and then you won't like the delay. <insert sad face>

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PICK THREE SETS PLEASE. Failure to let me know which three sets will delay shipment.

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Etsy has a new policy and I'm not permitted to sell you loose matchsticks. According to Etsy Marketplace Integrity team I can only sell matches with the sticks secured in the box. Please be aware this does not affect the quality or functionality of the product.
Nine novelty funny gift matchboxes nestled in a sleek black gift box ready to slip into a librarian's stocking or anybody else who's a book nerd. You pick 3 sets from the Literary Lites collection.

If you'd like all six sets, try the Complete Works box here: https://www.etsy.com/listing/212586428/stocking-stuffer-gag-gift-for-book-lover

✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧

PICK THREE SETS PLEASE. Failure to let me know which three sets will delay shipment.

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Comes as a set of 9 matchboxes in a black presentation box. When you check out let me know which three colour sets you'd like. The sets to choose from are: Orange, light blue, green, purple, yellow, blue. I can't break up the sets, sorry. If you don't let me know your selection I will send 3 sets at random. Elastic tie colour may vary. Box size: 6x8 inches

For quick reference:

Orange set: Great Expellations, Fart of Darkness, The Prince and the Pooper

Light blue set: Van Winkle Ripped, The Great Gasby, The Ill Wind in the Willows

Green set: Atlas Sharted, Jane Air, The Outhouse at Pooh Corner

Purple set: One Flew out of the Cuckoo's Bum, Animal Fart, Watershit Down

Yellow set: Howard's Rear End, A Back Passage to India, A Rest Room with a View

Blue set: Fifty Shades of Brown, Lord of the Farts, A Game on the Throne

PICK THREE COLOUR SETS FROM THE LIST ABOVE.

Why do I keep repeating myself? Because 90% of you don't pick three sets and I have to chase you to find out. That makes your parcel get delayed, and then you won't like the delay. <insert sad face>

✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧✦✧

PICK THREE SETS PLEASE. Failure to let me know which three sets will delay shipment.

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Click to keep shopping at dippylulu: http://www.etsy.com/shop/dippylulu
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Check out dippylulu sister shop: http://www.etsy.com/shop/lippydudu
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Etsy has a new policy and I'm not permitted to sell you loose matchsticks. According to Etsy Marketplace Integrity team I can only sell matches with the sticks secured in the box. Please be aware this does not affect the quality or functionality of the product.

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It's not me that farts a lot. Honest.

Book stocking stuffer gag gift -- Collected Works of Literary Lites. Boxed set of farty fun. Hilarious set of mini book matches. 9 fun boxes

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