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Handmade funny travel mug cozy for your to go cup of coffee or tea- in pink and purple acrylic with "slut" in purple.

I bet sluts drink loads of beverages in to go cups. They're probably grabbing something to drink at all sorts of places on their way to all the houses of the people they're sleeping with. I also bet that they need a lot of caffeine to keep up with that slutty behavior. Maybe I'm showing my age here. But the thought of being slutty is exhausting. Not as exhausting as say, running a marathon. But definitely as exhausting as raking the leaves in the yard. And that my friends is why I'm not a slut. Laziness? Sure, you could say that. But really it's just that I don't want callouses.

If you would like to customize this cozy in any way I would be happy to do so. I can change the colors, the embroidery- whatever you want I can do (sounds slutty I suppose). I can even make it a bottle or regular mug cozy. Just send me a message so we can create your own unique design.

Note, cozy will be made to order so please expect some slight variation. Sex not included. I think it's against the rules here. Look for my craigslist ad.

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Smith (pronounced Diane)

Travel Mug Cozy coffee tea Slut funny pink purple crochet handmade cover

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: acrylic, felt, button
  • Made to order
  • Feedback: 2182 reviews
  • Ships worldwide from New Jersey, United States
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