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While some deities only spend a pathetic six days creating their worlds and then only do a half-ass job, the Flying Spaghetti Monster has been working for the last 4,841,334,221 days constantly tweaking and perfecting its creation. Not only has this levitating mass of deliciousness created everything from the most complex and beautiful spiral galaxies to the Giant Pacific Octopus, but the Flying Spaghetti Monster has also brewed some of finest beers and ales, from the darkest stouts to the blondest of hefewiezens. The crowning achievement of this lighter-than-air-mass-of-carbohydrates occurred on day 1,719,153, when on a whim the Flying Spaghetti Monster made dopamine in his image and thus created all the happiness and love in the world.

And unlike a certain other deity who demands absolute worship and praise for what amounts to 144 hours of pretty sloppy craftsmanship, the Flying Spaghetti Monster only asks that you be polite to strangers and tip well.

(The picture is 6"*4" and comes with a frame. FREE SHIPPING and I'll Donate $5 dollars to http://www.donorschoose.org/.)

The Flying Spaghetti Monster intelligently makes love.


  • Handmade item
  • Materials: duct tape, foil tape, love, duck tape
  • Ships worldwide from United States
  • Feedback: 22 reviews
  • Favorited by: 15 people