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nom nom nom gingerbread man Christmas ornament


So when you were a kid, I'll bet you ate the legs off gingerbread men with a dark sense of semi-evil. Name another occasion when it was socially acceptable to dismember an innocent little figure. You could tear the legs off the little guy, torment him with his broken-off arm, and nobody would chide you for the violence you were inflicting.

Nowadays we have video games, so we've got all the outlet we need for ritualized violence. Video games, and football.

Now you can eat your gingerbread man just for the sake of the gingerbread, and not feel overly guilty. Look at this guy, for example. He bears The Mark Of The Nom, and seems to be missing an appreciable part of a leg. He would love to hang on your Christmas tree, preferably on a high branch so no little snot-nosed ankle-biters will try to gnaw his other leg off. Not that he is bitter.

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Recycled felt- spot cleaning recommended.

Approx 4' x 5" with 4 " ribbon hanger

http://www.etsy.com/shop/YellowBugBoutique

© 2011 Original design by Cindy Green which is exclusive to Yellow Bug Boutique. All rights reserved. Unauthorized reproductions prohibited.
Randy and Cindy Green

Christmas ornament - nom nom nom Gingerbread man

$12.50 USD
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