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Whoa there cowboy! Those plot lines are off the charts...have too many O'Douls tonight, did ya? I'll tell you what, unless you can display this expression using standard mathematical formulas without going wackadoo on me, I'm going to have to detain you for a while. This funny Friends Don't Let Friend's Drink and Derive tee is perfect for the math geek, we mean math lover, in your life.
We have all sizes available in Men's S-4XL

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We have all sizes available in Men's S-4XL
We have all sizes available in Women's S-2XL.
We do have all sizes in Kids' S-XL.

***Our women's tees are very slim fitting so we recommend sizing up at least one size.

Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Do not bleach.
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SHIRT FEATURES

* Great Colors
* Soft, Stylish, Versatile
* Quick Shipping through USPS
* High Quality, Lightweight, Soft Cotton Tshirts

Available in a wide range of sizes and screen printed on our signature super soft 100% ringspun cotton blend
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MENS Friends Dont Let Friends Derive Drunk T-Shirt funny drinking shirt, getting drunk, party tshirt, bar shirt, alcohol, beer S-5XL

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Overview

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  • Material: cotton
  • Ships worldwide from United States
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