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For the hot sauce connoisseur, I offer a sampling of sauces made from the best peppers this side of the Mason Dixon. The sauces range in heat levels from mildish to uncomfortably hot and include cayenne peppers, jalapenos, habaneros, ghost peppers and more. For additional information, feel free to write me and I will be happy to answer any question or give suggestions. The collection will include your choice of any 5 of the following 10oz bottles.
Please note the * indicates my super hot sauce (not for the novice) which costs a bit more than the others. If you are interested in this, let me know and I can create a separate listing for you or you can purchase the surcharge from the shop. Also, you can add a decorative wicker basket for only $5 extra. Convo me if you're interested in this option.


Quick List:
Can We Still Be Friends? 8/10- all purpose sriracha style sauce with Louisiana heat, cayenne sauce w/ roasted garlic and tomato base, perfect for those who put hot sauce on any and everything
Damsel of Distress 9/10- thick Carribean style sauce with a mirepoix base, garlic, ginger, and scotch bonnets, good for stewing or baked dishes
East African Rift 5/10- our best selling signature blend of berbere spices (African/Indian spice blend) works well with everything, has kind of a sweet and smoky flavor
Garden of Good and Evil 6/10- seasonal blend with orchard fresh apples, tastes like apple sauce with a back heat, perfect for desserts and baking, any kind of pork, and pancakes
I Can't Feel My Face 9/10- habanero mash with citrus undertones, wonderful fresh flavor to be used as an additive to your dish or favorite marinades and salsas
*Painslut 10/10- award winning specialty hot sauce made with Trinidad scorpion peppers and Thai hots in a delicious oregano-infused balsamic base (5oz bottle, $4 extra)
Psalms 22:1 10/10- vinegary carrot and habanero based ghost pepper sauce, mainly used as an all-natural additive (5oz bottle)
The Safe Word Is 4/10- all purpose cayenne sauce with tomato base and simple seasonings, best sauce to keep on hand for every day use (note, this sauce is NOT vegan; it has Worcestershire in it)
She Ain't Pretty; She's Smokin' Hot 6/10- chipotle style, thick green sauce with a wonderful jalepeno flavor, great with Latin foods and as a dip/salsa
Take It Like a Man 7/10- hot mustard sauce with apricot and habanero is like a grown up honey mustard, great for grilling, pulled meats, potato and egg salad, or used as a spread

Devil in the Details:
While there are no artificial ingredients or additives whatsoever, all sauces are shelf stable, but I suggest keeping them in the fridge to protect the flavor. The sauces are not only vegan but gluten, soy*, and peanut free (though I cannot guarantee that the kitchen does not contain traces of these allergens). Let me know if you would like the full ingredient list prior to purchase. If you have any more specific questions, please feel free to convo me.
*“The Safe Word Is" is not vegan and "Painslut" has soy in it

All hot sauces are made from organic farm fresh peppers in a sanitary environment. These aren’t something I just cooked up in my kitchen one day for my friends. Well, they are, but then I had to pay the state of KY much money to send a food inspector out to certify the kitchen I cook in (a commercial space provided by the university), myself (certified food service manager), and my process (tedious pepper pulping, constant fumigation, hot-fill bottling, and bleach cleaning). Rest assured that each bottle has been painstakingly prepared with the utmost care and concern towards quality and safety.

A NOTE ABOUT SHIPPING: the price listed is for the flat rate box so there will be no surcharge, however, Southern and Midwestern states will receive a refund usually for $3 or so.

Sadistic Mistress Sauces custom hot sauce sampler pack 5 bottles 10oz each



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  • Materials: vinegar, jalapenos, cayenne peppers, vegetables, spices, garlic, sugar, mustard, fruit and juices, ghost peppers, habanero
  • Only ships within United States.
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