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The Royal Screw, for the 99%. Hang it on your tree or decorate your home (or tent?)... It measures about 3.5" and is a big heavy mofo. The listing is for one Royal Screw and yours may vary slightly from the photos shown. I have discontinued putting the hook on them as it is no longer christmas decoration season. Instead they now have a magnet on them so you can hang stuff on your refrigerator.

It happens every now and then
There's nothing you can do
It makes you mad when you've been had
It's called The Royal Screw

The Royal Screw - for the 99%

$15.00 USD
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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: heavy metal screw, crown made of thin colored foam, sparklies
  • Feedback: 16 reviews
  • Ships from United States to select countries.