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Give the gift of polygamy with this amazing teddy bear-human pyramid sweater! Six bears in all cuddle up by candlelight. The one at the bottom in the middle is totally loving it. Design has vaguely Masonic overtones with the gleaming crown at the top and promise of teddy bear fraternity. Knitted candles at the cuffs complete the ritualistic atmosphere. Santa's workshop or Plato's Retreat? You decide!

For size reference: this is shown on a model who is 130 lbs, 6'0" tall. NOT PINNED. Remember that poor fit can be a plus for Ugly Christmas Sweater fashion!

Sweater is clean and fresh and ready to win you First Prize or curious looks at your next holiday party.

*SHIPS VIA PRIORITY MAIL WITHIN THE U.S. Arrival time is 2-4 business days. Tracking is included.*

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TEDDY BEAR MENAGE Ugly Christmas Sweater


  • Vintage item from the 1980s
  • Materials: bows, bears, bullwhips
  • Ships worldwide from California, United States
  • Feedback: 34 reviews
  • Favorited by: 4 people