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But wait - there's more!
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These specially designed 4.0” W x 5.5” H, laser cut, intergalactic Chewbacca inspirational stickers are made in the USA and printed on the highest quality vinyl stock (3.2 mil). They’ve been treated with a UV Gloss (3 mil) laminate finish over the vinyl which protects against Imperial attacks and keeps the color fast and fade free* for up to 5 years!
Accept CHEWIE as YOUR CO-PILOT today!
*Your experience may vary. Statements not verified by the FAA, the TSA nor the DMV. Sticker will not protect against laser blasts, asteroids or tractor beams. It will however look pretty freakin' SWEET on your tractor!
STICKERS ARE AVAILABLE AT WHOLESALE PRICES. E-MAIL or CONVO ME FOR ADDITIONAL DETAILS.
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Chewie is my Co-Pilot Protective Talisman Laser Printed Sticker & Chewbacca Star Wars Holy Prayer Card
- Handmade item
- Materials: Digital Print, Sticker, Decal, Adhesive, Weather Proof, UV Gloss Laminate, 3 Mil Vinyl, Laser Kiss Cut
- Feedback: 27 reviews
- Ships worldwide from Florida, United States