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That's what she said green cross stitch, completed with flower motif in secondhand frame

---The Story---

Soon you'll never have to reply "that's what SHE said" again -- you can just point to the wall.

I've made several of these for friends all over the country. Those friends report that they've gained instant rapport with guests who, upon seeing the cross stitch, instantly begin spouting innuendos and proclaiming jealousy of the cross-stitch owners, alternately (or in the case of the more savvy guests, simultaneously).

For a more manly version (i.e. to spruce up a bachelor pad, or gift to that teenage nephew and secure the title "coolest aunt/uncle OF ALL TIME"), check out the clovers motif, linked to in "The Links" below.


---The Deets---

Each "That's What She Said" cross stitch will be made to order.

*FRAME: You have the option of receiving it either simply on counted cross stitch cloth, mounted on self-stick mounting board, or framed in a unique, straight-from-the-Goodwill, probably-tastefully-pre-distressed frame. (The frames pictured are examples of Goodwill frames.)

The frame is free to you; let me know if you have any preferences in materials (wood, metal) or basic color, and I'd do what I can to accommodate your wishes! If you end up not liking it, no harm done -- the stitch will come right out on its mounting board, ready for you to pop into a same-size frame of your choice.

Please note that orders outside the U.S. or Canada will NOT ship framed, since the shipping costs become prohibitive.

*CUSTOMIZE: I've listed a few different color schemes separately for convenience and picture-showing. You're welcome to request blues, purples, oranges, whatever, and the motif of your choice.

*SHIP: This design will be completed and in the mail (USPS first class with delivery confirmation or international first class) within about a week of your order unless I convo you otherwise. Outside the U.S. or Canada, this stitch will come mounted and ready to frame, but will not include a frame due to shipping costs.

You will not receive an email from me if everything's on time and all set. Etsy will send you a purchase confirmation and when the package goes out, you'll get another email with the tracking number so we can both track it on its way to you.

---The Links---

Want to stitch it yourself? Here's the pattern: https://www.etsy.com/listing/100132015/cross-stitch-pattern-thats-what-she-said

And the beginner's level cross stitch kit, with all the materials you need to stitch it yourself, here: https://www.etsy.com/listing/103037810/cross-stitch-kit-thats-what-she-said

Looking for more of what she said? Check out this mini version: https://www.etsy.com/listing/94779964/thats-what-she-said-mini-dark-blue-cross

Here's the red: http://www.etsy.com/listing/89440495/thats-what-she-said-dark-red-cross

Or see some other funniness: http://www.etsy.com/shop/aliciawatkins?section_id=11185410

Back to the shop: http://www.etsy.com/shop/aliciawatkins


---The Legal Stuff---

I love hilarious, ironic cross-stitch, and this design was invented by a process of trial and error with needles and thread rather than planned out on paper. It's available as an instantly downloadable PDF here on Etsy for just a few bucks.

This design is copyright Alicia Watkins 2010.

That's What She Said Dark Green - Light Green funny cross stitch, sampler style flowers or clovers

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: cross stitch cloth, fabric, thread, DMC, frame, aida cloth
  • Made to order
  • Ships worldwide from United States
  • Feedback: 1418 reviews
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