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You may have long believed that your delightful personality was enough to secure you a successful mate for procreation. You are incorrect.

People like people who are winners. For there to be winners there must also be losers.

What seperates them? As scientists and horny old seadogs, we at the Hipstery have long studied this topic.

We have concluded that the difference is – virility. That additional oomph. The extra mile. Winnerdom.

We have studied, de-constructed, dissected, bathed in, made loved to and then finally worked out a way to mass produce – virility.

Here it is, the Hipsterys Hipster Virlity Spectacles. Made in cooperation with our friends Pappbrille, here in Berlin.

*This text is also written on the inside of the product. The glasses are mady from 100% recycled, thick paper.

Hipster glasses / virility spectacles


  • Handmade item
  • Material: cardboard
  • Ships worldwide from Berlin, Germany
  • Feedback: 70 reviews
  • Favorited by: 364 people

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