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Aperture Portal Water Bottle - Stainless Steel - 16.9 oz Laser Engraved - Dihydrogen Monoxide Funny - Glados - Valve

$24.99

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Dec 13-20

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  • Handmade
  • Materials: Metal
  • Capacity: 17 fluid ounces

Stay hydrated at Aperture Laboratories with the perfect Portal gift. This dihydrogen monoxide (H2O) water bottle keeps you refreshed. Glados says it makes a great gamer gift, geek gift, or Birthday gift. 16.9 oz double wall 18/8 stainless steel thermal tumbler with copper vacuum insulation, threaded insulated lid, and powder-coated finish. Stays hot 12 hours and cold 24 hours.

Turnaround Time: Most orders ship within 3-5 business days. Shipping time varies depending on location. Please see our shop policies for shipping details, and notes on shipping times or cutoffs during the holiday season.

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Dec 13-20

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Dec 13-20

Estimated to arrive at your doorstep Dec 13-20!

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290 reviews

5 out of 5 stars
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5 out of 5 stars

This is actually amazing the bottle itself is great quality, the printed design is again great. Looks just like the pictures and highly exceeded my expectations.

Heath Apr 14, 2022

5 out of 5 stars

The item exceeds my expectations !! It is stunning and was delivered so quickly :) I love it !!!!!

Flanna Kimmick Sep 2, 2022

4 out of 5 stars

The item is really well constructed and I love the design. My only complaints are I wish it held a bit more water, and it smells kinda bad. I’m not sure if the smell will wear off over time. But that was my initial observation. Other than that, great product

Mac May 26, 2022

5 out of 5 stars

It came in 2 days when it said about a week. So I'm happy.

Johnathan Kearney Dec 3, 2022

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