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Douchebag Mustache Scarf - Fake Mustache Neckwarmer

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We see them walking the street, we all know they're around, some of you may even be friends with them. They take pride in their mustache, perhaps even spending more time perfecting its shape than they do on their clothes or hairstyle every morning. They look like a douchebag, this much is true, but you're still not sure if they're aware of it or not. Aviator sunglasses or knock off Ray Bans (both pictured), plaid shirt and skinny jeans is their uniform...

Is it sarcastic? They'll never say. It baffles the mind. You and your friends whisper about it... but there's something about the confidence that this kind of mustache-wearers have that makes you want to spend time with them. They're irresistible... and you are weak.

Now you too can hold the power of the mustache in this soft and warm neckwarmer. Try to take back some of the power of the mustache! If you can't grow one, or if you're just trying to be cool like your hipster friend, this will be the best $39 you've ever spent.

***Perfect for Movember! I promise to donate 10% of all sales of this cowl in November to support prostate cancer research.***

I hand-cut this leather mustache and then sewed it on a black and white tweed and lined it with a soft and cozy black cotton.

Size: 12” x 7.5” flat. One size fits all.
Materials: 100% washed new yardage (reclaimed leather)
Care: Wash cold; hang to dry; iron low


Pip Robins Accessories offers the largest selection of sewn cowls anywhere in the world. Preference is always given to using sustainable materials in order to decrease the environmental impact of creating new textiles. The bonus is that each cowl is limited edition or one of a kind meaning you’ll likely never meet anyone who has the same one!

Wholesale and custom orders are welcomed. Please contact me through the link on the right or through email at pip [!at] piprobins.com

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Douchebag Mustache Scarf - Fake Mustache Neckwarmer


  • Handmade item
  • Materials: cotton, thread, leather, fabric, wool blend
  • Ships worldwide from Canada
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