Eindhoven Metro Transit Map
Height: 42 centimeters
Width: 59.4 centimeters
Fictional Map of a Theoretical (yet Improbable) Subway Map of the Dutch City of Eindhoven (A2 paper size; frame not included)
Welcome to the City of Eindhoven, home to the country’s most overly extensive metro transit network. As proclaimed by local singer-songwriter Gus Gullis: kilometers of rails pass underneath you.
For the convenience of the international visitor, this map has been translated into English with the highest degree of literal accuracy, ensuring that no confusion will arise whatsoever when finding your way around the City of Light. Now you too can explore this beautiful city without being put on the wrong leg or feeling like you have been sent from the cupboard to the wall.
Take a smooth ride from the northwestern village of Earshot all the way to the town of Moneydrop in the southeast, or skip the busy city centre during the weekends by hopping on at The Leveler and getting off at Pebble Church. Traverse the Streetham Heath while pondering the natural beauty going over your head, or leave for an adventurous detour all the way to the historical streets of Sun & Bruegel.
The unique Eindhoven Metro Transit Network is available both to the weary commuter seeking an easy and accessible method to get from Acresrite to Backend, and to those audacious pioneers looking for the road less travelled. Pay no heed to the pretentious voices in the Randstad saying ‘why would you even want to go there’, ‘what does a town this size need a metro for’ or ‘excuse me, I’m trying to get to work, stop harassing me with random questions about Eindhoven’. The Eindhoven Metro is truly something you have to see in order to believe.
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