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ATTENTION - The last day to order stuff for the holidays AND GET IT IN 2012 IS DECEMBER 13th! I'll be traveling after that, and NOT FILLING ORDERS! I will be back from this traveling to fill more orders around January 14th-ish. So, to recap - if you order anything between Dec. 14th and January 14th, it won't ship until mid-January. Thank you!

OH MAN this is literally what you've been looking for all year. Probably.

You're looking at a 3 inch wide, 3.5 inch tall screenprint of ROBOCOP, the original straight-edge death machine, with the FBI-coined phrase popularized by virtually every arcade game of all time, reading "Winners Don't Use Drugs". Show your agreement with the following things by wearing this patch:

1 - Robocop
2 - the FBI (uh, sort of)
3 - Not doing drugs
4 - Shooting non-winners (I wouldn't read into this one too much)

Every edge kid on earth really needs this. If you're down with being straightedge, and you don't think Robocop is cooler than most people you know, well, we are clearly different people*.

*not really

Robocop WINNERS dont USE DRUGS screenprinted patch xxx drug free

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  • Materials: ink, humor, free time, canvas
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