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This book doesn't contain THE ACTUAL PLANS.
You'll have to fill that stuff in yourself.
Do you really think you can buy that kind of information for the price of a notebook?
I mean, really.
Come on.

This spiral bound journal has a recycled brown cardstock cover that I've hand stamped with an old world style globe and the words "Plans for Global Domination". It has 70 sheets (140 pages) of paper with college ruled, dark gray lines and it lays flat when opened for late-night scribbling of your latest plans.

I'll include a slip of paper with the humorous description above. Shazam! You got yourself an instant bookmark!

Your journal will arrive in a resealable cello bag, perfect for gift giving!

Measurements: 8.25" x 6" x 3/8"

Have a great day. Don't forget to eat your vegetables, exercise, and get 8 hours of shut eye a night. How do you plan on dominating the world if you aren't well rested? Cheers! ~Leah

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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: paper, ink, rubber stamp
  • Ships worldwide from Washington, United States
  • Feedback: 482 reviews
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