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This is my first crack at offering a service on Etsy. Here is how it will work and it is pretty simple. You send me one of the horrible ugly things you got for the holidays, a birthday whatever and I doctor it up. Now doctoring it up could be like this bird house my friend sent me that I turned into a ginger bread house on fire or I could totally take apart your item and make something new out of it. You are welcome to tell me some favorite things about you like colors, animals that kind of stuff but I am just going to go with whatever comes into my brain and use those as guidlines. You can tell me mature or not mature depending if you care if some genitals show up on the item when you get it back.
The cost for a basic Jazz up your crap service will be twenty bucks this will get you a very very redone item as you see above. The item must fit in a medium priority box as that is what I will be shipping it back to you in. If you want to ship me something very small or very large talk to me first and we will figure out custom pricing for shipping and doing a large item all the good stuff. If you buy this as soon as payment clears I will send you my name and address for packages to be delivered so you can send me your crap to jazz up. You will also get a final photo of your crap jazzed up prior to my shipping it back. Please do not send me anything that goes in your body. If it is gross it is getting shipped back unjazzed. The photos have several before and after Jazzings to show you what could happen.

Oh and we have a blog to show the weirdness in progress

Jazz Up Your Crap

$20.00 USD
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  • Handmade item
  • Material: Anything I can get my hands on
  • Made to order
  • Only ships to United States from Missouri, United States.
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