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In these tough economic times, we are all pinching our purses a little tighter. But that doesn't mean that you can't treat your significant other to something shiny and big! Why, Paper Disciple here, bringing you the latest in origami science: we have discovered a cost-efficient way to make beautiful, large, almost flawless diamonds. You see, the above diamond is made of carbon, it is relatively lightweight, is shaped like a diamond, sparkles like a diamond, has no color like a diamond, and for all purposes is a diamond.* (If you're curious about why I put that asterisk there, scroll down further.)

Shipping is rated for regular USPS delivery including tracking number. For the price for USPS priority delivery and shipping to countries outside USA, convo me for details.
If you are interested in a different color diamond, or would like a special color of tulle, convo me for details. The tulle is included if you want it.

*Diamonds form from carbon masses forced into conditions of immense heat and pressure. To achieve a true diamond physical and chemical form, many years must pass. However, I have the solution for those who don't feel like waiting several hundred years for an investment to pay off! I have spent the majority of my life trying to develop a time machine, and I have had moderate success. The machine I made can only fit a midget and a diamond in it. Why is this relevant? Simple. I can set coal to turn into diamond, and when it does, I simply send it back to the past, where I can sell it to you!

The diamond you see above (and it totally is a diamond and is NOT a clever facsimile made of stiff paper expertly folded by me then dusted with glitter by my mother, Tanja Sova [tanjasova.etsy.com]) is the very diamond that you had already ordered. You see, the coordinates of the time machine are a little delicate and the midget pilot has stubby little fingers that can't type well. He sent the diamond you ordered too far back, and now I need you to buy it by sending me the money so that I can set the coal needed for the diamond to form. Very back to the future, no?

P.S. I apologize for any offense this description might have caused. Any and all jests, puns, and jokes were intended in as light hearted manner as possible. It's a joke, guys. Come on.

Romantic Origami Diamond by Paper Disciple


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