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go away. there. we said it. not as rude as the Fuck Off mat, but with the same vindication. and a follow up threat/promise. This is the NEW shaped version with the bite already out! True story- my Pug, Perogi, got in between a hunting dog & his cherished ball at the park last week & got in a fight... and she won! Great for that surly teen in your extended family! Bite may be on either side of the doormat.
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CARE: keep your mat under a covered porch, away from rain and sun. To clean, simply shake

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shaped rude doormat go away, I bite. doormat

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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: Pvc, Coconut, Eco Friendly, Green, Coir, Doormat, Mold, Fade Resistant Paint
  • Ships worldwide from Maryland, United States
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