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go away. there. we said it. not as rude as the Fuck Off mat, but with the same vindication. and a follow up threat/promise. This is the NEW shaped version with the bite already out! True story- my Pug, Perogi, got in between a hunting dog & his cherished ball at the park last week & got in a fight... and she won! Great for that surly teen in your extended family! Bite may be on either side of the doormat.
Be sure to see more Un-Welcome mats HERE: https://www.etsy.com/shop/DamnGoodDoormats?section_id=10271754

the un-cut version as well:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/84034801/rude-doormat-go-away-i-bite-under-50

CARE: keep your mat under a covered porch, away from rain and sun. To clean, simply shake

copyright is NOT on actual doormat

order one mat and your 2nd, 3rd AND 4th mats ship FREE in the continental USA!

** INTERNATIONAL orders of LARGE mats have additional shipping charges. After purchase, a Paypal invoice for the remaining balance will be sent. Import duties are due on arrival.

PLEASE READ OUR POLICIES BEFORE PLACING YOUR ORDER!
It's alot to take in, but it's all vital info on your order. All questions are addressed there, RE: returns, Shipping, Custom orders...
https://www.etsy.com/shop/DamnGoodDoormats/policy?ref=shopinfo_policies_

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shaped rude doormat go away, I bite. doormat

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: Pvc, Coconut, Eco Friendly, Green, Coir, Doormat, Mold, Fade Resistant Paint
  • Ships worldwide from Maryland, United States
  • Feedback: 1114 reviews
  • Favorited by: 256 people