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It's Finnish for the F-bomb, and Finns are a dapper and stylish people. Truefax.

Inspired by Regretsy.com, Designed by Picklelady.

The Dapper Perkele! pattern measures 55 stitches wide by 61 stitches tall. On 14 count Aida, that’s 3.9” by 4.4”. It uses whole stitches and backstitch, and just five colors. Perfect for a beginner or any stitcher!

Want me to stitch it for you? I've got a better idea: Buy it here:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/90105107/perkele-sampler-with-mustache-and
This pattern was made as a collaboration with HitchedStitcher, and she's happy to make you one, too!

To busy/lazy/drunk to shop for supplies? I got your back, my friend!
https://www.etsy.com/listing/85544126/kit-it-make-any-cross-stitch-pattern-a?ref=shop_home_feat_1
Cross Stitch kits make a great gift!

CUSTOM ORDERS WELCOME ANYTIME.

THIS IS NOT A PHYSICAL PATTERN. THIS LISTING IS FOR A PDF FILE. It includes a computer rendering of the finished pattern, a full color pattern, and a key in DMC thread colors. It will be automatically available for download after purchase. The link to download is sent to the email Etsy has on file for you.

READ THESE POLICIES:
http://www.etsy.com/shop/pickleladyfarm/policy?ref=shopinfo_policies_leftnav

I stand behind my work. If you need instructions on how to cross-stitch, or how to read a pattern, check this site out:
http://yarntree.com/007begin.htm
Or if you want to learn more, try:
http://crossstitch.about.com/od/learntocrossstitch/u/crossstitchbasics.htm

Remember that all screens/printers differ: trust me, I match physical threads so the colors are perfect (IMHO). I ask that you do not sell, teach, or kit my patterns, or goods made with them, without my express written permission. Want permission? Ask me! Any other questions? Just ask, I’m friendly!

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cross stitch pattern Monocle Moustache and Perkele

$4.00

Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Craft type: Cross stitch
  • Primary color: Brown
  • Secondary color: Gray
  • Occasion: Bachelor party
  • Holiday: April Fools'
  • Instant Digital Download: 1 PDF included
  • Material: pdf pattern
  • Feedback: 868 reviews
  • Favorited by: 30 people

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