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All of my signs are inspired by ACTUAL, REAL-LIFE SIGNS, immortalised by fans of humorous translation all over the world.

They are hand-made with care, cut from 3mm (1/8 inch) thick plastic (acrylic perspex) with vinyl-cut lettering applied on top.

They weigh almost nothing and can be put up using Velcro dots, Blue-tac, double-sided tape or you can even drill holes in them to screw or nail them down.

They'll last years both inside or outside and can be washed with a soft cloth and soapy water.

Whether for yourself, or as a gift for a colleague, friend or family, I have the sign for you! Just browse my shop, you won't be disappointed. http://www.etsy.com/shop/SignFail


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Sign: No Nothing

Size: 150 x 100mm (6" x 4") Please refer to second image.

Thickness: 3mm (1/8") Please refer to third image.

Colours: Red and black lettering on white, White lettering on black, White lettering on red.
Please refer to fourth image, and remember to tell me which colour you want when purchasing.

Material: Acrylic Perspex


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Shipping and Handling

I will always endeavour to ship your order within 24 hours of purchase, however, since I cannot anticipate the numbers of orders I might receive at any given time, please allow up to one week after payment for handling.

All signs come individually packaged in a crystal clear sleeve (please refer to fifth image) and are shipped via Australia post in heavy-duty padded envelopes. Shipping times are 1-3 business days for Australian orders and 3-10 business days for international orders.


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http://www.etsy.com/shop/SignFail

Copyright © 2012 Michael Bancroft.

Happy Shopping and thank you very moth!
All of my signs are inspired by ACTUAL, REAL-LIFE SIGNS, immortalised by fans of humorous translation all over the world.

They are hand-made with care, cut from 3mm (1/8 inch) thick plastic (acrylic perspex) with vinyl-cut lettering applied on top.

They weigh almost nothing and can be put up using Velcro dots, Blue-tac, double-sided tape or you can even drill holes in them to screw or nail them down.

They'll last years both inside or outside and can be washed with a soft cloth and soapy water.

Whether for yourself, or as a gift for a colleague, friend or family, I have the sign for you! Just browse my shop, you won't be disappointed. http://www.etsy.com/shop/SignFail


* * *


Sign: No Nothing

Size: 150 x 100mm (6" x 4") Please refer to second image.

Thickness: 3mm (1/8") Please refer to third image.

Colours: Red and black lettering on white, White lettering on black, White lettering on red.
Please refer to fourth image, and remember to tell me which colour you want when purchasing.

Material: Acrylic Perspex


* * *


Shipping and Handling

I will always endeavour to ship your order within 24 hours of purchase, however, since I cannot anticipate the numbers of orders I might receive at any given time, please allow up to one week after payment for handling.

All signs come individually packaged in a crystal clear sleeve (please refer to fifth image) and are shipped via Australia post in heavy-duty padded envelopes. Shipping times are 1-3 business days for Australian orders and 3-10 business days for international orders.


* * *


http://www.etsy.com/shop/SignFail

Copyright © 2012 Michael Bancroft.

Happy Shopping and thank you very moth!
Reviews
5 out of 5 stars.
(1,081)
Reviewed by Debby Turner
5 out of 5 stars.
Aug 21, 2017
Very pleased, and fast shipping. Thanks so much.
Chinglish Funny Magnet. Fun Kitchen Humor. Avoid Rude and Unreasonable Chicken

Reviewed by Debby Turner
5 out of 5 stars.
Aug 21, 2017
Very pleased, and fast shipping. Thanks so much.
Cute Fridge Magnet. Funny Chinglish. Carefully Bang Head

Reviewed by Debby Turner
5 out of 5 stars.
Aug 21, 2017
Very pleased, and fast shipping. Thanks so much.
Funny Magnet. Fun Chinglish. This Fridge is Out of Control

Reviewed by Debby Turner
5 out of 5 stars.
Aug 21, 2017
Very pleased, and fast shipping. Thanks so much.
Chinglish Funny Magnet. Fun Kitchen Humor. Avoid Rude and Unreasonable Chicken

Reviewed by Debby Turner
5 out of 5 stars.
Aug 21, 2017
Very pleased, and fast shipping. Thanks so much.
Cute Fridge Magnet. Funny Chinglish. Carefully Bang Head

Reviewed by Debby Turner
5 out of 5 stars.
Aug 21, 2017
Very pleased, and fast shipping. Thanks so much.
Funny Magnet. Fun Chinglish. This Fridge is Out of Control

Reviewed by Nicole Boyle
4 out of 5 stars.
Aug 3, 2017
The sign is as pictured but delivery was very slow.
No Junk Mail Sign. Except Pizza Vouchers

Reviewed by Amy Williamson
5 out of 5 stars.
Jul 23, 2017
Awesome sign! My first sign didn't arrive but the seller was terrific and sent a replacement right away. Thank you so much!
Funny Chicken Coop Sign. Rooster Sign. Humorous Chinglish. Avoid Rude and Unreasonable Chicken

Reviewed by Kylie C
5 out of 5 stars.
Jul 18, 2017
Fast service and EXACTLY what I asked for. Would highly recommend.
No Junk Mail Sign. Except Pizza Vouchers

Reviewed by Mike P
5 out of 5 stars.
Jul 14, 2017
Was absolutely perfect! Great communication and fast shipping.
Funny Sign. Cute Lawn Sign. Keep off the Grass Sign. Yard Sign. Chinglish Sign. Tiny Grass is Dreaming

Reviewed by Tania Tan
5 out of 5 stars.
Jul 10, 2017
I wanted one of the designs in a different size and Michael was very accommodating. Beautiful quality and definitely will buy from this store again!
Funny Sign. Bathroom Sign. Bedroom Sign. Caution Sign. Chinglish Humor. Eternal Loss of Beauty

Shipping

Shipping from Australia
Ready to ship in
1 - 5 business days
All items will ship from Melbourne using Australia Post unless otherwise stated. Australia Post are a very dependable service and I ship to any country in the world.

Almost all items are made to order so please allow up to 5 business days after payment for dispatch.

Australia delivery time: usually within 3 business days of shipping.

Rest of the world delivery time: usually within 10 business days of shipping.

PLEASE ALLOW FOR DELAYS IN DISPATCH AND SHIPPING TIMES DURING HOLIDAY PERIODS.

Due to the sometimes inconsistent nature of international delivery, it is best practise to wait until after 30 days has passed before declaring an order lost. If you think your order might have been lost, please get in touch and we will work out an arrangement.

I will always endeavour to ship your order within 24 hours of purchase, however, since these are made to order items and I cannot always anticipate demand, please allow up to 5 business days after payment for dispatch. Please note, very large or custom orders may require a longer than usual lead time. If you have a specific deadline in mind, please convo me before ordering to discuss.

I cannot be held responsible for any import taxes or customs duties that may apply to your country.

Tracking

Unfortunately, tracking on international orders is no longer available. It is still available on Express and Registered Post deliveries.

Registered Post for orders outside of Australia

Registered Post is available upon request for orders outside of Australia. Registered Post packages require a signature upon delivery. Charges apply, calculated by weight. This extra payment is required before dispatch, directly to my Paypal account. Please convo me to discuss.

Express Post for orders within Australian

Express Post is available on Australian orders upon request. Charges apply, calculated depending on the weight of the order. This payment is required before dispatch, directly to my Paypal account. Please note: Express delivery pertains only to delivery times, not dispatch time. I do not offer a next-day service on orders. Please convo me to discuss.

Payments

Secure options
  • Pay with Visa
  • Pay with Master Card
  • Pay with American Express
  • Pay with Discover
  • Pay with PayPal
  • Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
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I accept credit card, Paypal and giftcards. When using Paypal, if payment has not been received after 3 days of placing an order, the order may be cancelled. Paypal is a very convenient and straightforward payment option, but please don't hesitate to contact me if you are having problems with payment.

Returns & exchanges

Please remember that these are handmade items, hence small imperfections will always occur from time to time. If one of my items does not meet your expectations, it can be returned for a full refund or exchange. Hopefully you will provide an explanation or pictures to describe the problem. Your feedback is very valuable to me. As soon as I have received the item back, I will refund the cost of the item to the buyer's Paypal account.

If you are unhappy with any of my products for any reason, please contact me before leaving neutral or negative feedback. Your happy is my business.

Shipping costs are non-refundable.

Additional policies

I wholeheartedly welcome suggestions for new products.

Please contact me if you are interested in a wholesale agreement.

Funny Chinglish Sign. No Nothing

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