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Inspired by, Designed by Picklelady.

The Namaste, Bitches pattern measures 64 stitches wide by 80 stitches tall. On 14 count Aida, that’s 4.6” by 5.7”. It uses whole stitches only and just 2 colors.

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THIS IS NOT A PHYSICAL PATTERN. THIS LISTING IS FOR A PDF FILE. It includes a computer rendering of the finished pattern, a full color pattern, and a key in DMC thread colors. It will be automatically available for download after purchase. The link to download is sent to the email Etsy has on file for you.


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cross stitch pattern Namaste, Bit--es.

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