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Life-Sized Zombie Heart and Card

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Looking for a zombie heart big enough to show your undead sweetie how much you love them? Look no more! There's no need to rip the still-beating (or perhaps slowly rotting) heart from your own chest, when Squirrel Momma has made this one, still reeking of the grave and ready to go. And better yet, it comes complete with a card so that you can tell your sweetie how you feel.

This zombie heart was crafted in my secret squirrel laboratory by needle felting pure wool roving (in other words, stabbing sheep fluff over and over and over again until it was dead and resembled a vital organ from a decaying undead creature). Now it stands 3 inches (7.5 cm) tall--just about the size of an actual human heart!--and comes complete with its card and envelope.

Because these are, for cryin' out loud, the bodily organs of contaminated dead things, zombie hearts are not intended for small children, especially those under the age of three.

NOTE: This listing is for a life-sized zombie heart and card only. His smaller friend is sold separately.

Life-Sized Zombie Heart and Card

Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: wool roving, safety eyes, card, secret government experimental virus, mutant zombie virus
  • Ships worldwide from United States
  • Feedback: 279 reviews
  • Favorited by: 36 people