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Funny sign: Beware of Dog - Survivors will be Prosecuted

Sick of seeing the same old "Beware of dog" signs in your neighbourhood? Want to be different? Why not buy this funny sign today?

Size: 230 x 150mm (9" x 6")

Thickness: 3mm (1/8")

Available Colours: White / Black / Red

Material: Plastic


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This funny sign is inspired by an ACTUAL, REAL-LIFE SIGN from China.

The chinese, 内有恶犬 否则依法罚款, literally means 'Within is a vicious dog otherwise in accordance with the law'.

It is hand-made with care, cut from 3mm (1/8 inch) thick plastic (acrylic perspex) with vinyl-cut lettering applied on top.

It weighs almost nothing and can be put up using Velcro dots, Blue-tac, double-sided tape or you can even drill holes in it to screw or nail it down.

It'll last years both inside or outside and can be gently washed with a soft cloth and soapy water. To clean stubborn scuffs, use Eucalyptus oil and a cotton swab.

It will be packaged in a crystal clear plastic bag and shipped in a padded envelope.

For more funny dog signs, visit my Dog / Animal Signs category:

Or browse my shop for more funny signs, magnets and cards - you won't be disappointed!
Michael Bancroft

Funny Sign Fail. Chinglish Humor. Survivors will be Prosecuted

$25.00 USD
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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: Acrylic Perspex, Vinyl
  • Made to order
  • Ships worldwide from Melbourne, Australia
  • Feedback: 897 reviews
  • Favorited by: 190 people

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