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The most intimate of gifts. My fart in a beautiful, vintage jar. There are many jars to choose from and I can personally guarantee each one of these finished products will be one-of-a-kind. Holidays, birthdays, Bat & Bar Mitzvahs, there's a fart in a jar for every occasion. Even if you just want to tell that special someone "I care." Sizes may vary, but the size in the photo is standard. The canning process is a closely-guarded family secret, but I can assure you that only the best quality comes from my creations. They are all made first thing in the morning so they maintain their potency. Give the gift that's silent... but DARLING :)

Note: Handlebar mustache on jar optional.

item on hold for chris