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Another Andrew Dice Clay dirty nursery rhyme.
There was an old lady who lived in a shoe, she had so many kids, her uterus fell out.
With a pretty pink uterus, complete with fallopian tubes and ovaries.

When 14ct fabric is used the finished pattern will be 5" X 7"

All our patterns are in color and are delivered instantly via Etsy's digital download service.
Each pattern has a list of the needed DMC floss colors, cross-stitching tips, and a link to a great counted cross stitch tutorial so EVERYONE CAN STITCH! Even the beginner!

٭٭ You will not receive a physical item in the mail when you purchase this item.

You will be able to print up the PDF pattern or use it via your computer monitor.


** Do not resell this pattern. We welcome the selling of any finished product that uses this pattern as long as the following requirements are met: 1) you link back directly to this listing and 2) you do not post a photograph that allows anyone to steal the pattern (ie; don't take a photo so close that you can clearly see how to recreate the pattern)**


Check out my other cross stitch patterns: http://www.etsy.com/shop/granniepanties?section_id=10890329

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Frequently asked questions about granniepanties

If you want me to design a cross stitch pattern for you please message me here on Etsy or email me at crazybirdlady76@gmail.com
Custom pattern design starts at $12 and goes up based on size and complexity. On average an 8X10 pattern with most of the space filled with design is less than $20.
I can usually finish your design in a couple of days but it may take up to 72hrs (3 days) to be completed.
Once we agree on the design I will create a custom listing for you with the PDF available for instant download.
Visit GranniePantiesAZ.com for some examples of my custom work.
Visit GranniePantiesAZ.com for a great list of cross-stitching tips, including caring for your completed project.
My designs are available for licensing. If you would like to sell kits with my patterns (either online or at craft shows) please contact me and we can discuss prices and conditions.
All of my patterns are for either 14ct or 16ct fabric.

Andrew Dice Clay - There was an old lady Counted cross stitch 5X7 dirty nursery rhyme

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