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Well, this is a stinky situation... Create your own poo now in a different way: use crochet!

Scare the sh*t out of people with this lovely pile of poo made from this crochet pattern, or use it as a cat or dog toy. The possibilities are endless! ^^

Needed to make this sh*t:
- a 4mm crochet needle
- approximately 50 grams of chunky brown yarn, category 5 of the standard weight yarn system
- a little bit of filling material, not even one hand full in total

The crochet pattern is very easy, there are no difficult stitches you need to master! Also, sewing skills are not required!

Needed skills to crochet this pattern:
- increasing and decreasing stitches
- magic ring
- slip stitches (UK: single crochet)
- single crochets (UK: double crochet)
And that's it!

The pattern is written in English using US crochet terminology. The pattern description is written using abbreviations; there's an extensive list included to explain all abbreviations used. There are also a lot of detailed pictures included to guide you through the pattern.

Skill level: beginner.

==> As soon as Etsy received your payment, you can instantly download your pattern from your Etsy account.

--> PLEASE NOTE: you will only buy the pattern, not the entire item or the wool needed to crochet it. Also, please note that all sales are final and we can not refund patterns, so please make sure to read our shop policies:

PS: If you want to buy one of the actual items instead of just the pattern, please have a look over here:

Poo - Piece of Crap - Poop - Amigurumi CROCHET PATTERN No.20

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