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This is a little pile of professionally bailed bricks of pure Columbian cocaine, a perfect addition to your child's dollhouse or school diorama. (You could also put them inside your Tijuana-themed terrarium.)

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Attention: There are no drugs inside these packages. It's white clay. If you snort it, you're on your own. If you don't read the full description and purchase it expecting cocaine, you will be disappointed. I cannot offer refunds on this item to customers disappointed there are no actual drugs inside the package. Please don't snort the clay, expecting it to get you high, because it won't. Common sense would dictate that actual cocaine would cost more than $24, so if you purchase it hoping for the best, please don't ask me for a refund. If you didn't read the full description, and you order this item expecting cocaine, and you try to cancel the order, and you're upset because I won't, and you write a review for my shop, please admit that you ordered this expecting it to, somehow, be real cocaine. (Note: It's not.) If you order this item in error and expect to receive real cocaine, I am unable at this time to assist you. My apologies for any confusion, disappointment, misunderstanding, wasted time, offense, or delayed fix. Not responsible for this. Entertainment purposes only. It's fake. Not actual cocaine. It's a terrarium prop. I'm not a drug dealer.

UPDATE: This is still not drugs. We know you're desperate and that it looks really, really genuine, but this is still a terrarium ornament. If you purchase this and then request a refund, we can only give store credit. Please read the full description. Thank you.

NEW UPDATE: Please note: This is not actual cocaine. We're selling it for $16. You can't possibly believe that you are going to receive real cocaine. From Etsy. Right?

To Jerry: No, this isn't a legit way to buy drugs, and no, I don't know where to find your uncle. Stop calling.

NOTE: Please don't buy this, crush it up, and then write a bad review. This is a dollhouse prop, a tiny ornament for decorative use only. Do not consume. Say no to drugs.




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© 2013 by Jason Watkins. www.jpants.com

50 Kilos of Pure Columbian Cocaine (1/12th scale) For Sale (Not actually a drug, please read full description) Put Your Terrarium On Fleak

$16.00 USD
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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Size: teeny weeny inches
  • Style: anything you want
  • Materials: clay, tape, plastic, vinyl, varnish, cocaine
  • Ships worldwide from Oregon, United States
  • Feedback: 761 reviews
  • Favorited by: 200 people