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This is a compendium of tiny advice poems that I wrote in one sitting, all in one night, in the winter of 2010. I've tossed a few of them into issues of Today Terrific before, or strewn them across the internet, but now is the time for them to have a life of their own, and to live in a fantastically color-ridden little chapbook!

Hooray new color printer!

There are about 45 out of the 200 total poems, and this is not just advice: it's advice that I kind of hope you don't follow. Some of the poems may tout some pretty bad advice. But not all of them!

Oh! And coolest part! It's written in a font made from my handwriting. Radical!

Things Not To Do


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