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Your Mom mini cross stitch, framed in your choice of square or horizontal oval frames, or a natural wood embroidery hoop

---The Story---

Win every argument you've ever had with this small 3x3 square-framed cross stitch of "your mom."

"Why were you so late getting into work this morning?" Answer: Your mom.

"You're such a jerk!" Answer: Your mom.

"Who's your favorite candidate in the Republican primaries?" Answer: Your mom.

"Would you say this yellow is more canary or goldenrod?" Answer: Your mom.

Your mom is literally the answer to any question and insult. Now cut the need to even utter the words "your mom" out of your daily life by getting a tiny cross stitch you can point to. It's perfect for the office (does your boss ever give you trouble? Her mom!), the home (your partner refuses to stop adding to that large pile of dirty socks because "it's for science"? His mom!), or even the car (that new wheel bearing is going to cost HOW much?? The mechanic's mom!).

---The Deets---

This listing is for a small version of "your mom", stitched in dark brown small script with a flower motif (flower color may vary to match frame color).

The second photo shows "your mom" in an electric blue square frame along with "that's what she said" mini, which can be found as a set in "The Links" section of this listing. Larger versions of "Your Mom" are pictured as well, and area also available in the shop. : )

*FRAME: All the square and oval frames are tabletop frames, while natural wood embroidery hoops can be hung on the wall -- or I can choose from my assortment of small Goodwill secondhand frames if you're looking for something wooden or metal.

*SHIP: This will ship via USPS first class with delivery confirmation (or international first class).
This stitch will ship as pictured to anywhere in the world and will be shipped within 5 business days (usually sooner) unless I convo you otherwise or longer lead time is indicated in my shop announcements (below the shop banner) or shop policies. Please see my shop policies for shipping details.

*GIFT WRAP: Giving "your mom" as a gift? Let me know in the purchase order or by convo and I'll wrap it up in plain paper with a stitched card for you to write your "to" and "from" on (or let me know whose names to write if it's going straight to the recipient), then pack it with some newspaper ads in a yellow envelope and send it on its way. Examples of the gift wrapping are shown in the last picture above.

---The Links---

Looking for a bit MORE pizazz? Find "your mom" here with "that's what she said" mini:

If you'd like to see more funny things, check out the misc. Funny section of my shop:

Back to the shop:

---The Legal Stuff---

My designs are copyright me (these are Alicia Watkins 2012), so please don't copy 'em!

Your Mom cross stitch -- small framed cross stitch gift for escalating and winning arguments and insult wars

$13.99 USD
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