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This was my theme for my 20's. Actually, this was everyone's theme for their 20's. I think.
I like to think anyway.
I had to stop drinking this year. My liver was all wacky.
It was hard for a couple of days.
But mostly, I supplemented with weed.
And in the end, I realized, that while I like drinking, I LOOOOOOOVE being high. Even more than I love cigarettes, I like getting high.
Also, an unfortunate side effect of saying everything I think all of the time, is that I don't actually act differently drunk than I do sober. Outside of being shittier at math, that is.
So, this card doesn't really apply to me anymore.
But if it applies to you, or one of your friends, it is a totally legitimate life choice.
And I hope you and your booze can help each other live fulfilling lives.
Like Jules on Cougartown. Which is a totally awesome show.
PS: Remember! Snarky Cards are Post-Cards. They've got pretty pictures hand-painted (by me, Alisa) on both sides, and the words are typewritten with my Smith-Carona: Bob.
Alisa Starr
Alisa Starr

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