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I have had a lot of slutty hero's over my life.

They taught me how to tip bartenders, and how take-home-clothes are the prize you get for being easy. They taught me not to leave anything more important then underwear in your wake, and to give up on the guys who aren't into you, because there are guys who are way into you. And there's no point in spending time wooing a guy. Guy's don't change their mind. Besides, all that time you spend wooing, you could be spending making-out with said into-you guy. They gave me a purpose, and a lot of laughs, and self-esteem. My slutty hero's are amazing. I hope yours are too. And I hope that they get how much they mean to you, with this card.


PS: The 2nd picture gives you the naughty text. Etsy likes me to keep the first pic clean.
Also: Remember! Snarky Cards are Post-Cards. They've got pretty pictures hand-painted (by me, Alisa) on both sides, and the words are typewritten with my Smith-Carona: Bob.

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Alisa Starr
Alisa Starr




  • Handmade item
  • Materials: acrylic paint, paper, typewriter, sluts i used to know
  • Ships worldwide from United States
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