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Custom Order Of 6 Elite  Kitchen Guards, A Double Trio of Beater Monkeys

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This is a custom order. If you would like to own some of these guys yourself, please contact me. I will be happy to create some for you!

PROTECT YOUR KITCHEN and the food therein!

Here are new members of The Kitchen Guard, a trio of Beater Monkeys. Complete with their shiny kilts and skewer spears, these guys will keep the riffraff out!

I created these odd guys from old mixer beaters, skewer forks, vegetable steamer pieces, electrical wire and hog rings. The beater monkeys stand about 9" tall and their spears can top about 11".

Thank you to Delilah's Vintage Deluxe for the use of her cool vintage 2-tiered dish. If it has not sold you can find the item here: http://www.etsy.com/listing/104432453/vintage-1950s-2-tier-serving-tray-space

If this item has sold please contact me I would be happy to create something similar for you!

You can see more of my twisted art on my shop’s main page:

My sculptures are made using as much re-claimed, re-purposed, salvaged and found materials as possible. I hope to make the world a little better place, turning unwanted junk into art.

I will be happy to ship to other countries not listed below, but the shipping costs will depend upon where it’s to be shipped.

I will be glad to combine shipping when possible; all depending upon what items would be shipped together. Contact me and we will figure it out.

If you have interest in some cool vintage, I will combine shipping where possible with these two vintage shops:

PLEASE NOTE: My sculptures are created using real barbed wire and the barbs are sharp and may poke you. Some of my sculpture may have other sharp bits as well. In buying one of my items you acknowledge this fact and hold me blameless for any damage caused by the item to you or those around you. Please handle with care. Thanks

Custom Order Of 6 Elite Kitchen Guards, A Double Trio of Beater Monkeys


  • Handmade item
  • Materials: metal, wire, kitchen gadgets, hog rigs, forks
  • Ships worldwide from United States
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