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Handmade turquoise acrylic mug cozy for your coffee or tea cup with hand embroidered 'horny' on unicorn shaped patch.

I'm sooo horny. Why? Cause I'm a unicorn baby. Unicorns are horny as hell. Don't even ask what I'm typing with.

Yeah, that's all not true. I'm a human being. Unicorns are mythical beings. They're not real. Or so the man wants us to think. Cause they're just out to oppress us. We can't be believing in white horses with big horns cause that would be dangerous. Dangerous to the status quo. The masses can't believe in rainbow pissing animals. If that were real, then what else might be? Zeus? Harry Potter? Vampires and werewolves? Yeah, our minds can't go there. If they did we'd all quit our jobs, go to Hogwarts, and use our magic while on the back of a unicorn to fight vampires and werewolves... all while asking Zeus for help, or if not him, at least Percy Jackson.

If you would like to customize this cozy in any way I would be happy to do so. I can change the colors, the embroidery- whatever you want I can do. I can even make it a bottle or travel mug cozy for only $2.00 more. Just send me a message so we can create your own unique design.

Note, cozy will be made to order so please expect some slight variation. Unicorn poo not included.

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Smith (pronounced Diane)

Horny Unicorn Funny Coffee Mug Cozy Tea Cup turquoise white yellow crochet handmade cover

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