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Your mom cross stitch and That's what she said cross stitch, mini and framed (2.5" square and 2x3," or 3" embroidery hoops). ***Purple oval frames are out of stock. Purple rectangle frames are now the default purple option.***

This is a listing for BOTH "your mom" and "that's what she said" mini cross stitches.


---The Story---

What situation CAN'T be dealt with using one or both of these phrases? I can't think of any.

Here's just one example of the conversations you could have at the office with these sayings in mind:

Boss, distracted by paperwork: "I need you to go down to the mailroom and pick up a package for me."

You: "That's what SHE said!"

Distracted boss: "What? That's what who said?"

You: "Your mom!"

Alternately, you could keep these thoughts to yourself (and keep your job), knowing that there sits in your cubicle the perfect tiny cross stitch responses to your boss in this exchange.


---The Deets---

These are two small cross stitches that, until supplies run out (or unless you request otherwise), will come framed in one square blue ornate tabletop frame ("your mom") and one dark purple rectangular ornate tabletop frame. Both stitches use the same "font" and small flower motif, with dark red flowers (yellow centers and green leaves). "Your mom" is stitched in dark brown; "that's what she said" may be stitched in dark brown (to match) or blue (as pictured).

*CUSTOMIZE: These stitches can be done in any thread color (shown here is blue thread and a black accent with a red flower motif for TWSS and brown lettering with flower motif for your mom), and with a different motif if you like (such as a geometric accent), or with just the words. Let me know if you have a preference via convo ("contact seller") or in the purchase order notes.

*FRAME: Use the drop-down menu to select the frames you'd like these to appear in. The first color listed is always for "your mom" and will be square unless noted otherwise; the second color is for "twss" mini and will be rectangular in every case, including the purple frame. The purple oval frames are no longer available.

These are all tabletop frames, except the natural wood hoops, which are wall-only.

Let me know if you'd rather have them in more typical small silver or wood frames, as I have a stockpile of them from local Goodwills.

*SHIP: These stitches will ship framed to anywhere in the world and will be shipped within a week (often sooner) unless I convo you otherwise or a delay is noted in my shop policies, banner or announcements (under the shop banner).

I'll pack them up with some clean newspaper ads in a yellow envelope and send them on its way via USPS first class with delivery confirmation (or international first class). Please see my shop policies for shipping details

*GIFT WRAP: Giving these as a gift? Let me know in the purchase order or by convo if it's going directly to the recipient, and I'll wrap them up in plain paper with a notecard including your message. Examples of the gift wrapping are shown in the last picture above.


---The Links---

If you're looking for just "your mom," find it here: http://www.etsy.com/listing/94205946/your-mom-cross-stitch-small-framed-cross

Just "that's what she said" mini? Here: http://www.etsy.com/listing/94779964/thats-what-she-said-mini-dark-blue-cross

Looking for a bigger version of what she said? Here it is in blue: https://www.etsy.com/listing/92059536/thats-what-she-said-cross-stitch-dark

Other funny business: http://www.etsy.com/shop/aliciawatkins?section_id=11185410

Back to the shop: www.etsy.com/shop/aliciawatkins


---The Legal Stuff---

My designs are copyright me, so please don't copy 'em! These in particular are Alicia Watkins 2012.

That's What She Said -- Your Mom mini set of funny framed cross stitches in purple frame and blue square frame

Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: cross stitch cloth, DMC, thread, frame, ornate purple frame, ornate blue frame, small frame, square frame
  • Made to order
  • Ships worldwide from United States
  • Feedback: 2024 reviews
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