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I wrote this for my brother. Well, not my brother now. This is my little brother circa 2003. When he was still addicted to crazy chicks. I get it. I'm nuts. My sister is nuts. Our mom is a certifiable cuntbag, who TALKS TO DEMONS.
No shit.
So, he's been surrounded by crazy chicks his whole life. And he's comfortable being the voice of reason in his relationships with women. It makes a lot of sense.
However, I wanted him to date chicks who are way cooler than three of us.
Which I kept telling him.
And finally, I guess he listened.
Because, 10 years later, he's about to marry the raddest chick I've ever met.
So, the moral of the story is that if you have a friend, who always sticks his dick in the crazy, there is hope. He will probably change. But you might wanna intervention him on his addiction to crazy bitches.
This is for that!
PS: The 2nd picture gives you the naughty text. Etsy likes me to keep the first pic clean.
Also: Remember! Snarky Cards are Post-Cards. They've got pretty pictures hand-painted (by me, Alisa) on both sides, and the words are typewritten with my Smith-Carona: Bob.
Alisa Starr
Alisa Starr

In The Crazy

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  • Materials: acrylic paint, paper, typewriter
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