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Did Dad always have something else to do? Let that too-busy-for-you father know just how you feel about him! Whether you sign it and drop it in the mail to dear old Dad or just write a note in it and hide it away in your sock drawer, this card says it all from the kid who never got to spend much quality time with the man who mattered most.

It also makes a great gag gift if your dad coached your little league team every year and taught you how to overhaul an engine...

The front of the card reads: Dear Dad, When I think about my childhood...

The inside reads: I realize that I probably never wanted to play catch or learn to fish all that much anyway.

The card is approximately 5" x 8" folded and is printed on quality white card stock. It is shipped in a protective plastic sheath and comes with a 5 15/16" x 8 5/8" white greeting card envelope.

Item will ship in one business day.

Note: The digital images above are branded with a watermark to prevent internet piracy. The watermark does not appear on the actual product.

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Dad Never Had Time For Me. Sarcastic Fathers Day Card. Sarcastic Father Birthday Card. Funny Fathers Day Card. Funny Father Birthday Card.

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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: card stock, paper
  • Ships worldwide from United States
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