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Does Mom like to scream at you after her five martini breakfast? Let that alcoholic skank know just how you feel about her! Whether you sign it and drop it in the mail to sweet old Mom or just write a note in it and hide it away in your sock drawer, this card says it all from someone who needs to hide the car keys on a daily basis.

It also makes a great gag gift if your mom is a born-again tee-total kind of gal...

The front of the card reads: Mom, I spent an hour in the card store trying to find the perfect card...

The inside reads: But there weren't any for crazy drunk bitches.

The card is approximately 5" x 8" folded and is printed on quality white card stock. It is shipped in a protective plastic sheath and comes with a 5 15/16" x 8 5/8" white greeting card envelope.

Item will ship in one business day.

Note: The digital images above are branded with a watermark to prevent internet piracy. The watermark does not appear on the actual product.

Not quite the right words for your situation? Send us a note and we will create a custom listing for just two dollars more.

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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: card stock, paper
  • Ships worldwide from United States
  • Feedback: 247 reviews
  • Favorited by: 40 people