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Is he spineless and weak willed? You are the only one he should be letting walk all over him! Whether you sign it and leave it on his pillow or just write a note in it and hide it away in your underwear drawer, this card says it all from someone who thinks it is long past time for him to grow some chest hair.

Great for Husband or Boyfriend!

It also makes a great gag gift if his favorite pastime is getting into bar fights...

The front of the card reads: I wanted to buy you something practical for your birthday.

The inside reads: But how do you gift wrap a ballsack?

The card is approximately 5" x 8" folded and is printed on quality white card stock. It is shipped in a protective plastic sheath and comes with a 5 15/16" x 8 5/8" white greeting card envelope.

Item will ship in one business day.

Note: The digital images above are branded with a watermark to prevent internet piracy. The watermark does not appear on the actual product.

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Ballsack for His Birthday. Sarcastic Husband Birthday. Sarcastic Boyfriend Birthday. Sarcastic Birthday For Him. Funny Birthday For Him.

$4.99 USD
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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: card stock, paper
  • Feedback: 203 reviews
  • Ships worldwide from United States