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Do you sometimes feel the need to throttle the one who means everything to you? Let him or her know just how close the line between love and death is! Whether you deliver it with a wicked smile or just write a note in it and hide it away in your underwear drawer, this card says it all from someone who has spent time plotting a crime of passion.

It also makes a great gag gift for a lover you haven't actually considered murdering...

Perfect for Husband, Wife, Boyfriend or Girlfriend!

The front of the card reads:Thinking of you.

The inside reads: Sorry for cutting your brake cables. Love you.

The card is approximately 5" x 8" folded and is printed on quality white card stock. It is shipped in a protective plastic sheath and comes with a 5 15/16" x 8 5/8" white greeting card envelope.

Item will ship in one business day.

Note: The digital images above are branded with a watermark to prevent internet piracy. The watermark does not appear on the actual product.

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Sorry I Cut Your Brakes. Sarcastic Thinking of You. Funny Thinking of You. Sarcastic Husband Cards. Sarcastic Boyfriend Cards. Funny Husband

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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: card stock, paper
  • Feedback: 191 reviews
  • Ships worldwide from United States